Furniture porn, and I don’t mean that figuratively
By Never teh BrideAs of this morning, there was a rather…unusual couch for sale up on San Francisco’s Craiglist. A certain Willow created a decidedly NSFW couch…not safe for work if your employer is really uptight, that is. Unfortunately, some uptight Craigslist users decided to flag the classified page before I could find out how much it cost, but a friend of mine just happened to grab the pics so I could show them to you.
Now that’s what I call a conversation piece! The Beard and I were discussing how fun it would be to have it around when we had kids. During their childhood years, it would be just another piece of furniture. Once they hit puberty, however, it would be a source of hilarity-inducing mortification. We imagined our offspring having to explain it to their latest SOs! “Um, just to like warn you, my mom and dad like have this really gross couch.”
It doesn’t look very nice to sit on, though. My idea of comfy living room furniture does not involve communion with some unseen cervix.
January 18th, 2008 at 11:38 am
I have no words….
January 18th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Hey, I actually find this pretty cool. If I still lived by myself, I might even buy it (in a different color, though). OK, call me weird.
January 18th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Whoa, those are awesome! Somebody should totally send them to John Ashcroft! I worry what kind of message they send to children though. … I recall reading of a 19th century art critic who wasn’t aware that women also had pubic hair until his wedding night.
January 18th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Hmmm…you could draw it on with a sharpie, buttercup. Or attach yarn streamers! It’d be hecka festive!
January 20th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Heh! Talk about being born again…
January 21st, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Good one, Jennie!