He’s all yours, bounty hunter.

No one will mess with you ever when you have this desk

My office is designed to make people think I’m smart and bookish and well-read. That means I have a lot of old, dark furniture meant to be a little intimidating. If I wanted to be really intimidating (while also projecting an uber-nerdy image), I supposed I could have Tom Spina Designs make me up a “Han Solo frozen in carbonite” desk.

I don’t, however, know that I could bear having Harrison Ford’s agonized face looking up at my mouse hand while I, um, play World of Warcraft or watch free episodes of classic Trek.

(thnx, Raincoaster)

9 Responses to “He’s all yours, bounty hunter.”

  1. Twistie March 5, 2008 at 3:28 pm #

    Oh dear. I think I’m having a Geek Attack.

    WANT!

    That way my desk could talk to my Captain Picard standee.

    (is pathetic) (a lot)

  2. Never teh Bride March 5, 2008 at 5:43 pm #

    Pathetic? Nah…I have an Enterprise-D CD holder AND the original Star Trek Barbie set, still in the box.

  3. Little Red March 5, 2008 at 7:49 pm #

    I know a few people who would totally go for this! I’m strictly a Trek girl.

  4. Twistie March 5, 2008 at 9:11 pm #

    Oh man! I’ve never had a chance to see the Star Trek Barbies up close and personal. They’ve always struck me as the ultimate in glorious geeky wrongitude.

    OTOH, I do have a growing collection of Buffy the Vampire Slayer action figures. I have three different versions of Giles. He’s my hero.

    Oh, and a friend of mine got to see Anthony Stewart Head in a play in London once. She waited at the stage door afterward and had him sign her program for me…with my fandom handle, no less!

    Oh, and have I ever mentioned a friend of mine used to work for ILM? Apparently it was a firing offense if George Lucas caught you dissing Ewoks…but everybody indulged when the bossman wasn’t around.

  5. raincoaster March 6, 2008 at 11:36 am #

    I have an NCC-1701 phone that makes the Red Alert sound when it rings, but no real Star Wars memorabilia, alas. I did have a nearly-complete set of the original stickers and bubblegum cards, but when my friend got married and started a comic shop, I gave them to him as a wedding present.

    Now I am off to think of dirty things to say involving the Han Solo desk and “mouse hand.”

  6. Never teh Bride March 6, 2008 at 6:15 pm #

    You have an ENTERPRISE TELEPHONE?! Oh. My. Gosh. Please tell me where you got it!

  7. Jennie March 7, 2008 at 10:37 am #

    I have the first 64 Star Trek Books, 2 Posters signed by Nichelle Nichols, a Phaser TV Remote control, an uncut set of trading cards, the original Star Fleet Medical Manual, a set of Blue Prints for NCC1701, and various bits and pieces…I want to declutter but haven’t found a good home for them yet…

  8. raincoaster March 7, 2008 at 12:04 pm #

    I inherited it from my dad. Noooooooo IDEA where he got it, although QVC is a likely guess. It’s a crappy phone, but a good conversation piece should you want to seduce a nerd.

  9. Never teh Bride March 10, 2008 at 9:00 am #

    Nice haul, Jennie! You could eBay them…plenty of people like me regularly scan the auctions for good ST gear.