The Stealth Bomber of chairs
By Christa Terry
Radar won’t detect THIS chair from Blu Dot! Its faceted surfaces give it a very low radar signature because it can radiate almost all of the radar energy away from the receiver. Okay, maybe I’m making all of this up, but I can’t help it if my brain says B-2 when I look at this particular piece of furniture.
2Modern says: “Powder-coated steel ships flat and folds along laser-cut lines to create a dynamic and comfortable chair. As skinny as a supermodel, yet far more sturdy.”
I don’t necessarily know that I want my furniture to be as skinny as a supermodel. Furniture from my local discount store is as skinny as a supermodel and that isn’t good. I wouldn’t mind, however, if my furniture was as study as a F-117 Nighthawk because that’s pretty dang sturdy. Unlike the Nighthawk, the Real Good chair is available in ivory, aqua, and red.
June 24th, 2008 at 8:09 am
Is it just me, or does it really look like it’s scored for easy folding/tearing like a piece of cardboard? It may be the sturdiest thing in the universe, but the look does not inspire confidence in me.
And when did ‘skinny as a supermodel’ become a desirable thing in furniture? I don’t think it’s even a desirable thing in supermodels.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:56 am
“Honestly, if all I was eating was steamed veg and salmon, I might look like that, too. But do I want to? HECK NO!”
Is this what caused the username; “NeverTehBride”?
June 24th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Twistie: I didn’t notice that until you brought it up, but I now want to tear apart the chair and make a model of a stealth aircraft with it!
MeMeMe: Honey, I’m married and I’m skinny. Just not THAT skinny.