The Stealth Bomber of chairs

Radar won’t detect THIS chair from Blu Dot! Its faceted surfaces give it a very low radar signature because it can radiate almost all of the radar energy away from the receiver. Okay, maybe I’m making all of this up, but I can’t help it if my brain says B-2 when I look at this particular piece of furniture.
2Modern says: “Powder-coated steel ships flat and folds along laser-cut lines to create a dynamic and comfortable chair. As skinny as a supermodel, yet far more sturdy.”
I don’t necessarily know that I want my furniture to be as skinny as a supermodel. Furniture from my local discount store is as skinny as a supermodel and that isn’t good. I wouldn’t mind, however, if my furniture was as study as a F-117 Nighthawk because that’s pretty dang sturdy. Unlike the Nighthawk, the Real Good chair is available in ivory, aqua, and red.
Is it just me, or does it really look like it’s scored for easy folding/tearing like a piece of cardboard? It may be the sturdiest thing in the universe, but the look does not inspire confidence in me.
And when did ‘skinny as a supermodel’ become a desirable thing in furniture? I don’t think it’s even a desirable thing in supermodels.
“Honestly, if all I was eating was steamed veg and salmon, I might look like that, too. But do I want to? HECK NO!”
Is this what caused the username; “NeverTehBride”?
Twistie: I didn’t notice that until you brought it up, but I now want to tear apart the chair and make a model of a stealth aircraft with it!
MeMeMe: Honey, I’m married and I’m skinny. Just not THAT skinny.