Paint Or Die But Love Me: A table
Specifically, it’s a concept table designed by John Nouanesing, whose claim to fame seems to be his wide range of hip and quirky concept designs. While searching for more info, I found comments from various individuals suggesting it be green like snot or ectoplasm, but the winning comment has to be this one: “be better in musky yellow – that way it wud look like pee.”
Because if there’s one piece of furniture I’ve been searching for all my adult life, it’s a peetable. Right.
You know, my first thought on looking at that table was fingernail polish or paint. With the comments…now it takes on a darker tinge.
Still, I love the concept. Of course, like most things, I’d probably like it best in purple. I do wonder how sturdy it is, though.
Do the separate splots come with it or are they extra? Looks like a crime scene…BLOOD’ED
I don’t think I’d want it for my house, but there is something about it that really appeals to me. I bet it would look kickass in silver or white.
I, too, saw blood, Jennie. But much like La Petite Acadienne, I would like to see it in silver!
Having spent the last several weeks sanding, priming, painting and cleaning dripped paint from the basement stairs, stairwell, and baseboards, I do not find this table particularly attractive. My first reaction was, “Oh crap. I hope that was latex because at least I can get that off the floor even if it’s dried.”
Ooh, oh! Me wants! Very Sweeney Todd. Seriously, though, in the interest of keeping my parents around for as long as possible (the sight of this thing might bring on a heart attack when they drop by unannounced), I’d probably settle for a white one.