Apples, apples, everywhere
Photo by the lovely and talented tofutti break
All I can say is that if you plan to decorate your ceiling in this manner, you’d better reeeaaaaaally like your chosen wallpaper. If you look closely, you’ll see that even the light switch covers have been papered to match.
Wait, here’s one more tip: Before you commit to a wallpapered ceiling, give some thought to the poor folks who will someday live in your domicile — after you move, sell, or die — because they will be the ones up on a ladder, desperately trying to yank yellow apples off of the crumbling plaster.
NTB, thank you for the words of advice to all those who might be contemplating papering everywhere! Let me just say from experience that what might look beautiful and striking one year can, somewhat quickly, become yours or the next residents’ nightmare. A nightmare that slaps you in the face every two AM when you have to go to the bathroom for the thousandth time when you are nine months pregnant and, let’s face it, who is going to be able to go back to sleep when you have the image of that many hundreds of orange birds peering down at you while you are just trying to use the loo, for heaven’s sake!
Sorry, flashback.
Um, think twice about that much wallpaper.
Scary.
Eilish: I hope you weren’t TOO traumatized by those frighteningly orange birds. Let that be a warning to slaphappy wallpaperers!
Jelly: Indeed!