The Ice Man Cometh
By Never teh BrideAs if those sappy, hotel room wall worthy Thomas Kinkade paintings weren’t enough, we can no see first hand what happens when a giant ice man comes and devours an entire Kinkade village.

Oh, the horror! The horror!

October 9th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Why do I have an unholy urge to paint little blood-drenched fangs on that insipid snowman?
Don’t bother replying. I think I answered my own question.
October 19th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
This may be the most perfect decorative item I have ever seen. All it needs is to be hung from a disco ball and have a laser light show beamed on it, to the sounds of Yanni.
October 19th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
I was thinking maybe some Kenny G….
October 25th, 2008 at 7:19 am
John Tesh!
October 27th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Man, and all I wanted to do was turn it into a vampire snowman.
You two are sick.
That may be why I love you both soooooooo much!