When granny needs to pop a cap in someone’s ass, you can bet she’s not going to use just any old piece. Hells to the no!
She’s gonna use one of Yvonne Lee Schultz’s porcelain pistols. Crafted in the tradition of the James Bond’s Walther PPK and its contemporary sister, the P99, this piece* is designed with a grandma’s sensibilities in mind. Hand-painted in the style of classic tableware motifs, it’s as comfortable in the hand as it is beautiful on the table.
*For those not in the know, these are decorative, not functional. The explosive capabilities of a single round would blow a porcelain pistol to smithereens.