A Chair That Will Tickle Your… What?

Is it just me, or is this vibrating chair shaped like a gloved hand just a tiny bit… perverted? A best, you’re getting a pat on the rear. At worst, you’re getting a sensual massage that might just come with the “happy ending.”
Shouldn’t that be, “AT BEST, you’re getting a sensual massage that might just come with the “happy ending?”
I don’t know… I kind of prefer my masseuse not look like a giant creepy cartoon clown hand!
I have got a beautiful glass dining table equipped with metal table legs and these would be a hilarious addition! Wonder if the old mother-in-law would approve